106 – George W. Bush
Eu sei. Parece fácil demais, óbvio demais. Mas caramba são 106 posts!!!! E o que querem que eu faça? Ele tinha que aparecer. Por um lado é bom, que aumenta o tráfego do blog. Por outro é mau, porque ao publicar um post com este nome no título vai tocar o alarmezinho do gordo careca que a CIA tem a monitorizar a net. Foda-se.
E vou dizer o quê? Vou surpreender-vos. Este gajo jantou anteontem lá em casa, em segredo. E trocámos receitas de doces conventuais, truques para os bordados, e coisas assim de donas de casa desesperadas. Sim, porque eu vejo a série e acho que aquela latina da eva longoria está muito sobrevalorizada. Não vale grande coisa. Aliás, elas estão todas um bocado acabadas. E a longoria aindfa por cima anda a levar com um jogador de basket.
Ah, o Bush, este post deviam ser vocês a escrever, começo a ficar farto. Diria mesmo: queimem-no… ou afoguem-no… ou empalem-no num pára-raios… e este é mesmo com petróleo dos amigalhaços, caralho!
Julho 17, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Comentar? O caralho. Não me meto com a secreta portuguesa quanto mais com a CIA!
Cruzes canhoto, foda-se e sei lá k mais! Comentem vocês que ninguém vos apanha!
Julho 18, 2007 at 12:57 am
Metem-se com fátima, superdragões e agora o Bush? Estão mesmo a pedi-las.
Vamos deixar o homem falar, peço desculpa pelo inglês mas não queria estragar o “estilo” do homem.
“I don’t care what the polls say. I don’t. I’m doing what I think what’s
wrong.”
George W. Bush
March 15, 2000
The presidential candidate referring to his proposed economic plan—as
reported in the New York Times.
“We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations — their
obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of
reading, in order to make sure there’s not this kind of federal cufflink.”
George W. Bush
March 30, 2000
During campaign stop at the Fritsche Middle School in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
“When I put my hand on the bible, I will swear to not — to uphold the laws
of the land.”
George W. Bush
October 27, 2000
Toledo, Ohio
“Our priorities is our faith.”
George W. Bush
October 10, 2000
From campaign speech in Greensboro, North Carolina.
“I don’t know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it’s an arbo-tree-ist, somebody
who knows about trees.”
George W. Bush
August 2001
Referring to the “arbolist” who had been engaged to identify trees on the
President’s Crawford, TX ranch. Quoted in USA Today and Time magazine.
“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
George W. Bush
September 27, 1997
“We need to do what we need to do to get the bodies out of there, if they’re
there.”
George W. Bush
February 14, 2001
Referring to the tragic sinking of a Japanese fishing boat by a U.S. submarine
near Hawaii. Reported in the Chicago Tribune.
“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it.”
George W. Bush
October 17, 2000
Comments from St. Louis, Missouri Presidential Debate.
“The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial
dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I
mean, I support inter–the policy of interracial dating.”
George W. Bush
February 25, 2000
Candidate Bush was referring to the official policies of Bob Jones University.
From CBS News broadcast.
“You’ve heard Al Gore say he invented the Internet. Well, if he was so smart,
why do all the addresses begin with ‘W’?”
George W. Bush
October 28, 2000
“The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their
own money.”
George W. Bush
September 13, 2000
Comment made in Westminster, California.
“The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.”
George W. Bush
January 30, 2000
From speech in Pella, Iowa and quoted in the San Antonio Express-News
“Verbosity leads to unclear inarticulate things.”
George W. Bush
November 30, 1996
“Put the off button on.”
George W. Bush
February 14, 2000
Advice to parents who have concerns about violence on television.
“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
George W. Bush
September 21, 1997
“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren’t necessarily
killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn’t mean you’re
willing to kill.”
George W. Bush
May 19, 2003
Washington, D.C.
“The only people who are going to support Russia are Russia.”
George W. Bush
October 11, 2000
Presidential Debate in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.
“It’s very important for folks to understand that when there’s more trade
there’s more commerce.”
George W. Bush
April 21, 2001
From comments made in Quebec City, Canada.
“Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because
it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.”
George W. Bush
December 20, 2000
Comment made in Austin, Texas.
“Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want
anybody who can find work to be able to find work.”
George W. Bush
December 5, 2000
Comment made on 60 Minutes II.
“I can’t remember any specific books.”
George W. Bush
August 26, 1999
The candidate’s answer when asked by an elementary school student to name his
favorite book as a child. Reported by the Associated Press.
“One reason I like to highlight reading is, reading is the beginnings of the
ability to be a good student. And if you can’t read, it’s going to be hard to
realize dreams. It’s going to be hard to go to college. So when your
teachers say read — you ought to listen to her.”
George W. Bush
February 8, 2001
“They misunderestimated me.”
George W. Bush
November 6, 2000
Comment made in Bentonville, Arkansas.
“Home is important. It’s important to have a home.”
George W. Bush
February 18, 2001
Comment made by the President in Crawford, Texas.
“Uh, I support winning.”
George W. Bush
April 7, 1999
Spoken on CNN’s Inside Politics. Referring to America’s involvement in Kosovo.
“One of these days, this little lady right here is going to be driving an
automobile with a hybrid engine in it, and a fuel cell in it. And it’s going to
work. And I hope I’m around to see it, too.”
George W. Bush
February 25, 2002
Forgetting that hybrid cars already exist.
“First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a
treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”
George W. Bush
April 24, 2001
Referring to the Kyoto Accord. From an interview published in the Washington
“It’s important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It’s
not only life of babies, but it’s life of children living in, you know, the
dark dungeons of the Internet.”
George W. Bush
October 24, 2000
From speech delivered in Arlington Heights, Illinois.
“We just had some really good news out of Yugoslavia. I’m especially pleased
that Mr. Milosevic has stepped down. That’s one less Polyslavic name for me
to remember.”
George W. Bush
October 19, 2000
Speaking at the Al Smith Dinner in New York.
“My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the — in
the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell
the different parties involved that peace will never happen.”
George W. Bush
August 13, 2001
Crawford, Texas
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in
Tennessee — that says, fool me once — shame on — shame on you. You fool me,
you can’t get fooled again.”
George W. Bush
September 17, 2002
Nashville, Tennessee.
“I told all four that there were going to be some times where we don’t agree
with each other. But that’s OK. If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck
of a lot easier — just as long as I’m the dictator.”
George W. Bush
December 18, 2000
Comment made during first trip to Washington, D.C. after winning the
presidency.
“I do not believe we’ve put a guilty — I mean innocent — person to death
in the state of Texas.”
George W. Bush
June 16, 2000
From National Public Radio’s “All Things Considered”.
“The American people wants a president that appeals to the angels.”
George W. Bush
August 2000
From speech delivered at the GOP Convention.
“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
George W. Bush
September 5, 1993
“I think if you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s
trustworthiness.”
George W. Bush
August 30, 2000
From an CNN online chat.
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic
pictures.”
George W. Bush
January 3, 2000
Quoted in U.S. News & World Report.
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
George W. Bush
August 5, 2004
Washington, D.C.
Julho 18, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Pior que o JOAQUIM RAPOSO & OLIVEIRINHA da serra, só este PORCO BOLCHEVIQUE!!! AMARREM-NO BEM E QUEIMEM-NO LENTAMENTE COM BEATAS, DEPOIS COLOQUEM-NO NUM PANELÃO DE ÁGUA A FERVER E ADICIONEM ÁCIDO SÚLFURICO (q.b.) RETIREM-NO DA PANELA E COLOQUEM-NO NUM ROLO COMPRESSOR… SE O BROGESSO AINDA ESPERNEAR, VÃO Á ESTAÇÃO DA DAMAIA, ATENÇÃO AO PORMENOR!!! Vão á estação da DAMAIA e ATIREM O G. W. BUSH PARA BAIXO DO COMBOIO QUE NÃO PARA EM APIEDEIROS, que é o caso da DAMAIA!!! Não passa de um APIEDEIRO!…
Julho 20, 2007 at 1:01 pm
gostei, cagalhão. em cheio
Fevereiro 26, 2008 at 10:07 pm
“The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.”
Eu espetava-lhe no cú só de vingança. Se calhar o cromossauro ainda me agradecia…
Junho 30, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Então caralho!! Quando é que regressas. è que ntretanto tens que falar da Carolina Salgado, do L.F. Vieira e de outros cromos que por ai andam. Que acorde o atiçador e espalhe as suas brasas por tudo o que é cus de putas e paneleiros metidos à besta.
Novembro 20, 2008 at 10:56 am
volta que tás perdoado!
Janeiro 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Devias ser um homenzinho e assinares os teus posts, assim poupavas trabalho à gente. Agora lá temos nós que procurar o teu I.P., para te incluir na lista. Podes estar zagando com o mundo mas devias ser mais cauteloso com as difamações e com a falta de respeito pelas pessoas.
Há terrenos que se podem tornar perigosos…
Best regards
Peter S.
Março 12, 2009 at 8:17 am
Então ficas-te por aqui?
Vá lá pah está na hora de voltares. há muita gente a precisar de uma boa queimada
Julho 28, 2009 at 2:34 am
real// …. o paneleiro deve estar a levar no pacote possivel// desse herói tuga Mr. Taveira (vénia).
Setembro 23, 2009 at 10:50 am
Tenho de dar os parabens a este bloguer pelo facto de ter feito e fazer um blog de merda. Tu devias acordar para a vida e tentar dizer isso que disses aqui pessoalmente as pessoas que aqui difamas que ainda se encontram vivas. Agora de mim podes difamar á vontade pois sou do PS sou primeiro ministro, tou a ganhar mais que tu e nao faço um cu da vida. A minha mae ja comprou uma data de apartamentos e vivendas para me meter em meu nome daqui a uns anos para nao dar muita cana, e ja tenho algumas empresas com negocios concretizados em terrenos meus mesmo antes de estes teren sido aprovados. Tirando o facto de eu ser um bocado apaneleirado por vezes tenho de desabafar com blogers da PISSA, por isso
KILL YOUR SELF………………………….
Outubro 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm
ç.çº.ºººº
Outubro 8, 2009 at 1:01 am
Já papei as filhas e a mulher!
De cú para o ar a engolirem o próprio vómito.
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