106 – George W. Bush

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Eu sei. Parece fácil demais, óbvio demais. Mas caramba são 106 posts!!!! E o que querem que eu faça? Ele tinha que aparecer. Por um lado é bom, que aumenta o tráfego do blog. Por outro é mau, porque ao publicar um post com este nome no título vai tocar o alarmezinho do gordo careca que a CIA tem a monitorizar a net. Foda-se.

E vou dizer o quê? Vou surpreender-vos. Este gajo jantou anteontem lá em casa, em segredo. E trocámos receitas de doces conventuais, truques para os bordados, e coisas assim de donas de casa desesperadas. Sim, porque eu vejo a série e acho que aquela latina da eva longoria está muito sobrevalorizada. Não vale grande coisa. Aliás, elas estão todas um bocado acabadas. E a longoria aindfa por cima anda a levar com um jogador de basket.

Ah, o Bush, este post deviam ser vocês a escrever, começo a ficar farto. Diria mesmo: queimem-no… ou afoguem-no… ou empalem-no num pára-raios… e este é mesmo com petróleo dos amigalhaços, caralho!

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15 comentários em “106 – George W. Bush”


  1. Comentar? O caralho. Não me meto com a secreta portuguesa quanto mais com a CIA!
    Cruzes canhoto, foda-se e sei lá k mais! Comentem vocês que ninguém vos apanha!

  2. focass Says:

    Metem-se com fátima, superdragões e agora o Bush? Estão mesmo a pedi-las.
    Vamos deixar o homem falar, peço desculpa pelo inglês mas não queria estragar o “estilo” do homem.

    “I don’t care what the polls say. I don’t. I’m doing what I think what’s
    wrong.”

    George W. Bush
    March 15, 2000
    The presidential candidate referring to his proposed economic plan—as
    reported in the New York Times.

    “We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations — their
    obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of
    reading, in order to make sure there’s not this kind of federal cufflink.”

    George W. Bush
    March 30, 2000
    During campaign stop at the Fritsche Middle School in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

    “When I put my hand on the bible, I will swear to not — to uphold the laws
    of the land.”

    George W. Bush
    October 27, 2000
    Toledo, Ohio

    “Our priorities is our faith.”

    George W. Bush
    October 10, 2000
    From campaign speech in Greensboro, North Carolina.

    “I don’t know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it’s an arbo-tree-ist, somebody
    who knows about trees.”

    George W. Bush
    August 2001
    Referring to the “arbolist” who had been engaged to identify trees on the
    President’s Crawford, TX ranch. Quoted in USA Today and Time magazine.

    “We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”

    George W. Bush
    September 27, 1997

    “We need to do what we need to do to get the bodies out of there, if they’re
    there.”

    George W. Bush
    February 14, 2001
    Referring to the tragic sinking of a Japanese fishing boat by a U.S. submarine
    near Hawaii. Reported in the Chicago Tribune.

    “Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it.”

    George W. Bush
    October 17, 2000
    Comments from St. Louis, Missouri Presidential Debate.

    “The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial
    dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I
    mean, I support inter–the policy of interracial dating.”

    George W. Bush
    February 25, 2000
    Candidate Bush was referring to the official policies of Bob Jones University.
    From CBS News broadcast.

    “You’ve heard Al Gore say he invented the Internet. Well, if he was so smart,
    why do all the addresses begin with ‘W’?”

    George W. Bush
    October 28, 2000

    “The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their
    own money.”

    George W. Bush
    September 13, 2000
    Comment made in Westminster, California.

    “The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.”

    George W. Bush
    January 30, 2000
    From speech in Pella, Iowa and quoted in the San Antonio Express-News

    “Verbosity leads to unclear inarticulate things.”

    George W. Bush
    November 30, 1996

    “Put the off button on.”

    George W. Bush
    February 14, 2000
    Advice to parents who have concerns about violence on television.

    “We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”

    George W. Bush
    September 21, 1997

    “First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren’t necessarily
    killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn’t mean you’re
    willing to kill.”

    George W. Bush
    May 19, 2003
    Washington, D.C.

    “The only people who are going to support Russia are Russia.”

    George W. Bush
    October 11, 2000
    Presidential Debate in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

    “It’s very important for folks to understand that when there’s more trade
    there’s more commerce.”

    George W. Bush
    April 21, 2001
    From comments made in Quebec City, Canada.

    “Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because
    it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.”

    George W. Bush
    December 20, 2000
    Comment made in Austin, Texas.

    “Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want
    anybody who can find work to be able to find work.”

    George W. Bush
    December 5, 2000
    Comment made on 60 Minutes II.

    “I can’t remember any specific books.”

    George W. Bush
    August 26, 1999
    The candidate’s answer when asked by an elementary school student to name his
    favorite book as a child. Reported by the Associated Press.

    “One reason I like to highlight reading is, reading is the beginnings of the
    ability to be a good student. And if you can’t read, it’s going to be hard to
    realize dreams. It’s going to be hard to go to college. So when your
    teachers say read — you ought to listen to her.”

    George W. Bush
    February 8, 2001

    “They misunderestimated me.”

    George W. Bush
    November 6, 2000
    Comment made in Bentonville, Arkansas.

    “Home is important. It’s important to have a home.”

    George W. Bush
    February 18, 2001
    Comment made by the President in Crawford, Texas.

    “Uh, I support winning.”

    George W. Bush
    April 7, 1999
    Spoken on CNN’s Inside Politics. Referring to America’s involvement in Kosovo.

    “One of these days, this little lady right here is going to be driving an
    automobile with a hybrid engine in it, and a fuel cell in it. And it’s going to
    work. And I hope I’m around to see it, too.”

    George W. Bush
    February 25, 2002
    Forgetting that hybrid cars already exist.

    “First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a
    treaty that I thought made sense for the country.”

    George W. Bush
    April 24, 2001
    Referring to the Kyoto Accord. From an interview published in the Washington

    “It’s important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It’s
    not only life of babies, but it’s life of children living in, you know, the
    dark dungeons of the Internet.”

    George W. Bush
    October 24, 2000
    From speech delivered in Arlington Heights, Illinois.

    “We just had some really good news out of Yugoslavia. I’m especially pleased
    that Mr. Milosevic has stepped down. That’s one less Polyslavic name for me
    to remember.”

    George W. Bush
    October 19, 2000
    Speaking at the Al Smith Dinner in New York.

    “My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the — in
    the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell
    the different parties involved that peace will never happen.”

    George W. Bush
    August 13, 2001
    Crawford, Texas

    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in
    Tennessee — that says, fool me once — shame on — shame on you. You fool me,
    you can’t get fooled again.”

    George W. Bush
    September 17, 2002
    Nashville, Tennessee.

    “I told all four that there were going to be some times where we don’t agree
    with each other. But that’s OK. If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck
    of a lot easier — just as long as I’m the dictator.”

    George W. Bush
    December 18, 2000
    Comment made during first trip to Washington, D.C. after winning the
    presidency.

    “I do not believe we’ve put a guilty — I mean innocent — person to death
    in the state of Texas.”

    George W. Bush
    June 16, 2000
    From National Public Radio’s “All Things Considered”.

    “The American people wants a president that appeals to the angels.”

    George W. Bush
    August 2000
    From speech delivered at the GOP Convention.

    “For NASA, space is still a high priority.”

    George W. Bush
    September 5, 1993

    “I think if you say you’re going to do something and don’t do it, that’s
    trustworthiness.”

    George W. Bush
    August 30, 2000
    From an CNN online chat.

    “One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic
    pictures.”

    George W. Bush
    January 3, 2000
    Quoted in U.S. News & World Report.

    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
    thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

    George W. Bush
    August 5, 2004
    Washington, D.C.

  3. CAGALHÃO Says:

    Pior que o JOAQUIM RAPOSO & OLIVEIRINHA da serra, só este PORCO BOLCHEVIQUE!!! AMARREM-NO BEM E QUEIMEM-NO LENTAMENTE COM BEATAS, DEPOIS COLOQUEM-NO NUM PANELÃO DE ÁGUA A FERVER E ADICIONEM ÁCIDO SÚLFURICO (q.b.) RETIREM-NO DA PANELA E COLOQUEM-NO NUM ROLO COMPRESSOR… SE O BROGESSO AINDA ESPERNEAR, VÃO Á ESTAÇÃO DA DAMAIA, ATENÇÃO AO PORMENOR!!! Vão á estação da DAMAIA e ATIREM O G. W. BUSH PARA BAIXO DO COMBOIO QUE NÃO PARA EM APIEDEIROS, que é o caso da DAMAIA!!! Não passa de um APIEDEIRO!…

  4. glocoma Says:

    gostei, cagalhão. em cheio

  5. Cantoneiro CML Says:

    “The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.”
    Eu espetava-lhe no cú só de vingança. Se calhar o cromossauro ainda me agradecia…

  6. LABAREDAS Says:

    Então caralho!! Quando é que regressas. è que ntretanto tens que falar da Carolina Salgado, do L.F. Vieira e de outros cromos que por ai andam. Que acorde o atiçador e espalhe as suas brasas por tudo o que é cus de putas e paneleiros metidos à besta.

  7. lol Says:

    volta que tás perdoado!

  8. Peter Says:

    Devias ser um homenzinho e assinares os teus posts, assim poupavas trabalho à gente. Agora lá temos nós que procurar o teu I.P., para te incluir na lista. Podes estar zagando com o mundo mas devias ser mais cauteloso com as difamações e com a falta de respeito pelas pessoas.
    Há terrenos que se podem tornar perigosos…
    Best regards
    Peter S.

  9. Ai Ai Says:

    Então ficas-te por aqui?
    Vá lá pah está na hora de voltares. há muita gente a precisar de uma boa queimada

  10. fdx Says:

    real// …. o paneleiro deve estar a levar no pacote possivel// desse herói tuga Mr. Taveira (vénia).

  11. Sr Eng JASOE Só-CRATES Says:

    Tenho de dar os parabens a este bloguer pelo facto de ter feito e fazer um blog de merda. Tu devias acordar para a vida e tentar dizer isso que disses aqui pessoalmente as pessoas que aqui difamas que ainda se encontram vivas. Agora de mim podes difamar á vontade pois sou do PS sou primeiro ministro, tou a ganhar mais que tu e nao faço um cu da vida. A minha mae ja comprou uma data de apartamentos e vivendas para me meter em meu nome daqui a uns anos para nao dar muita cana, e ja tenho algumas empresas com negocios concretizados em terrenos meus mesmo antes de estes teren sido aprovados. Tirando o facto de eu ser um bocado apaneleirado por vezes tenho de desabafar com blogers da PISSA, por isso

    KILL YOUR SELF………………………….

  12. nelo Says:

    ç.çº.ºººº

  13. Camarinha Says:

    Já papei as filhas e a mulher!
    De cú para o ar a engolirem o próprio vómito.
    Nota 4

  14. Retail Says:

    What a wonderful read thanks for the insight loved it !

  15. Osocas Phodewsse Says:

    Então!!!??????!!!!

    Isto acaba aqui!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????!!!!??????????????????????????????

    Se isto nunca mais continua…
    VAI PÓ CARALHO!!!!!!


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